The Blog Formally Known As: The Rants and Raves of Miss Tina Fabulous


Monday, September 24, 2007

Definitely in Provo

Kiley walks by 2 guys.
One guy [obviously] checks her out- up and down.
Then he says (audibly) "No Ring" now facing Kiley: Hi, how are you?

Only in Provo do boys do RING checks before they can even say hi to a girl. Ok, well maybe their intentions are more than just "Hi" but only in Provo will a guy (1) bother to check and (2) say it out loud.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

September 19, 2007 National Talk Like a Pirate Day
I'm not obsessed with Pirates, talking like pirates, or dressing like Pirates, but this is totally worth your time.

Find out YOUR Pirate Name:

http://www.piratequiz.com/
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Probably the greatest Pirate Quiz EVER.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I LOVE G.B.

One of the amazing perks of going to BYU is getting to see General Authorities Speak. This week we were fortunate enough to have President Hinckley speak at our Homecoming Devotional. I was so excited and thought that if I got there a few hours early, I would be able to secure a good seat in the Marriott Center. Too bad Ashley laughed at me and informed me that people sleep over outside the Marriott just to get good seats. My hopes and dreams were crushed... momentarily. Until I realized that my sister has a massive hook up working for a VP of BYU and all.

So basically.... I have the best little sister ever. She totally hooked me up and I sat 2nd row at the Devotional!!! President Hinckley is so so cute and it was awesome to be able to see him that close up. (I could literally see the hairs sticking up on his head!) As he sat down, he was so cute, he put a paper over his eyes to shield the light so he could look out into the audience :) Then, he gave us some great counsel, and applied the principles of the 13th article of faith to our lives. He also congratulated us on our 10 year running hold as the "Stone Cold Sober Campus", and awknowledged the newly awarded #1 ranking for the Marriott's Business Program. As he left, he waved his cane and smiled at us all. Sigh. It was such a sweet experience.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Fully Invested

I never thought I would say this... but I LIVE IN PROVO. Yes, shocking to most who know me, considering I used to spend my time making fun of people that chose to live in this state, but due to circumstances out of my control, I was accepted into this Amazing program at BYU and am now officially a Provo Resident, BYU grad student, and Yes, Fully Invested.

After arriving in Provo Homeless, I was apprehensive about how my new life would unfold. Fortunately I am a very lucky girl and found a place in Highland Park, and even had time to run (ok .... drive) to Park City to buy a suit for my MPA orientation the next day.

The MPA program places everyone in teams of 5 people to work together for the entire semester. Knowing that my team would love me, I was excited to meet them. Of course I have the best team ever, and after washing each others cars we came up with the classic team name, J-POP. School is intense and I've already closed out the Tanner building my first week here, so I'm sure studying will take up a lot of my time. However, I am getting to know Provo already, especially the eating hot spots :)

I have a good feeling about Provo already.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

"The tender mercies of the Lord are real and . . . they do not occur
randomly or merely by coincidence. Often, the Lord's timing of His
tender mercies helps us to both discern and acknowledge them.

". .. The Lord's tender mercies are the very personal and individualized
blessings, strength, protection, assurances, guidance,
loving-kindnesses, consolation, support, and spiritual gifts which we
receive from and because of and through the Lord Jesus
Christ."

David A Bednar

Sunday, August 19, 2007

BARCELONA
*Note: Pictures to come soon.

After the girls came back a different RACE from their Barcelona trip (when I went to Italy a few weeks ago Anna, Kim and Holly went to Barcelona) I was estactic for my trip-- planning on going back to California the way I left it; a perfectly even beautiful shade of natural TAN. However, clearly the weather didn't agree with my plans and decided to sandwich my warm weather with RAIN. Yes. you read that correctly RAIN. In AUGUST. IN SPAIN. sigh. my last views of this beautiful place were blurred with me trying to get to the metro without ending up like a wet rat. My efforts failed, but i survived.

On a much brighter note, I fell in love with Spain. Luckily my time spent in London not only prepared me for long days of walking and walking and walking (10-15 miles daily...at least) but also for large amoutns of rain. So when the rain came I told dad, meh no big deal we'll walk it off. I know. You all must be shocked. I will come back to the states a changed woman.

Anyway, back to Barcelona. Our first sights of this beautiful city were of course the beach. However, not realizing it we ended up on the trashiest beach Spain had to offer, ok so that is harsh, but lets just say mom was ready to go before we even laid our towels down. Apparently Barcelona women dont buy full bathing suits. At least they dont wear them. I know thats how it is at a lot of places, but lets just say that there were other reasons why Mom was ready to leave. After the beach we decided to do a little site seeing. We walked through this AMAZING park, by the zoo (sorry kelse we didnt go in) by the Arch de Triomf (not quite as large as Paris but still really cool) the Music Hall (which was CLOSED for cleaning --boo) the Cathedral and the Picasso Muesum and La Rambles. OH and I had the best drink EVER. A Mango Pinapple smoothie--only the whole thing was mango and pinapple. Probably doesn't make sense, but I'll be perfecting the art of it and will show it to you soon enough.

Thursday I had my heart set on the beach all day. However, like i said before ... our trip was sandwiched with rain SO we did some more site seeing. Ok so really we did some Barcelona seeing. We basically scaled the city for anything we could find built by Gauidi ... Starting with the Sagrada Familia, then we had the most amazing chocolate filled churros, then made our way up north to the Parc Guila, only the coolest park ever. Mom and Dad like to describe it as a Dr. Suess Park -- or think Candy Land. that is how the entrance, gates, and everything of the park is. It was huge, on a mountainside overlooking the city and the ocean. It was so beautiful. After the park we walked down through the city and found some houses that Gaudi built, and then walked down the "Rodeo" of Barcelona ... oh and did I mention Gelato?...

Friday THANK GOODNESS was beach day. Only we headed south to Sitges. I love Sitges. Almost as much as I love Florence. It is a quiet little town and totally local. Dad and Ash were totally disturbed by the "Color" the city had to offer, but like i mentioned earlier... I see the beach and everything else fades away. It was a perfect day for the beach. Not too hot, slight breeze, and the water was pefect temperature. Refreshing, but not freezing. After everyone else got over the UV Rays we walked around the city, shopped, ate and enjoyed the people the city had to offer. I love Sitges.

Saturday Mom and Dad had to leave, but luckily Ash and i got to stay. The plan, of course, was to lay out on the beach... so we got up early, got all ready and... drumroll please... it was raining. However, like I said before, I am a changed woman. I strutted right onto that beach and laid out. Yes in the rain. Ok so it was just sprinkling, really, and I had my book. We watched the old people do push ups on the shore, frolic in the ocean and enjoy the beach probably more than we did. After it got cold we headed back and got ready for the day. Of course that is when the sun came out. Oh well. The rest of the day was spent savoring our favorite things about Barcelona... oh and meeting 25 London Bachelors in an Irish bar. (Ironic that I met more Londoners in Spain than the UK?) They were in town for a Bachelor Party and had a goal of getting as many different nationalities into the bar. Of course that meant beautiful women nationalities.... we went in for the free drink and when the boys brought me Bacardi's instaed of the DIET COKE I asked for I laughed and refused them. Confused, I explained i really wanted Diet Coke. The guys were surprisingly cool guys and Ash and I ended up talking Religion, ok Mormonism with them for a while... although they were a little glossy eyed I'm sure they wont forget the time the invited a couple of Mormon Americans in to their bar. And if we didn't teach them a thing or two...they definitely taught us.

As previously mentioned I ended my Spain experience with rain. Ashley and I woke up to Thundering this morning and the rain poured as we ran to the metro 2 blocks from our hotel. I was soaked by the end of this excursion and grateful to be in the safety of the metro.

Until Next Time Spain...

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

My Last Day in Foggy London Town.
I cant believe this trip is coming to a close. Today I take 2 finals and savor my last breaths of London.

We (Anna, Kim, Lexi, Patrice and James) Decided we wanted to hit up the famous ICE BAR on our last night. So we all froze for 45 minutes and then headed back to reality and went up to see Les Mesirables. Mom Dad and Ash met us there. Les Mes was amazing and we couldnt leave with a dry eye. After the play Anna couldn't let me leave without going out one last time. So Kim Anna and I scaled the city. Unfortunately, it being a Monday night, the place was pretty dead. However, we of coruse made the most of our night. Anna got us a "cab" ride around soho and we ended up on our favorite street with The Three Greyhounds. We met Martin, who turned out to be our favorite Brit, and hit up a few pubs. We met some Londoners, Danced with ourselves (thats the best anyway) and called it a night. I miss those girls already. Thanks for a great night and an amazing summer...

Saturday, August 11, 2007

A Moment of Slience for Portabello Road...





The girls all split off from each other, but Anna and I stayed together and browsed through the entire market. We got a Coconut and had Coconut juice (milk?) It was so fun! After that we took a nap and then went up to Covent Garden. I love London and all the shopping/boutiques!! In covent garden we had the best fresh fruit frozen yogurt ever! I am going to miss that in the states as well... then we went up to Sloan Street and browsed through the "Rodeo Drive" of London (Gucci, Chanel, Jimmy Choo ...) We ended our night at Khans, a great indian place by our house. Sigh another great day in London.



Friday, August 10, 2007

Abbey Road is in my head and in my heart...

The PLAN was to leave by 8:00 for Abbey Road. Well, I got up late (woopsies) but luckily so did everyone else. We got out the door by 9, so not too bad. We decided to do Abbey Road "girl" style -- wearing dresses corresponding with the Beatles outfits on the album cover. it was awesome. Well, except for the time when we were taking the picture and this guy tells us we are at the wrong cross walk...so we walk down to another and start taking our pictures. Then EVERY car/person that sees us points out that we are at the wrong crosswalk. Wow. Thats really embarrassing. Oh well. Back up to the right one and took our pictures. It took a little while but was totally worth it. Then we walked by paul's house, or so we think. After Abbey Road we went to borourgh market--- which is amazing!! Gourmet food but at a market....and its like costco where you can try stuff but with amazing food. Mom and dad met us at the Market and we had lunch. Dad wasnt feeling good though so he went back to the hotel to get some rest and Ashley and I walked Mom to london tower and then went home. Once I got home I had a bad experience and had to immediately leave the house. LExi and I went shopping :) I found an amazing thermos for my hot chocolate next year when I am freezing in the snow in Provo. After that I met up with Ashley and mom and dad and we got Fish and Chips down the street before going to Phantom. Phantom by the way was the most amazing performance ever!! The singers were TEN times better than the broadway album! I was so elated by the performance. The costumes, set, everything was so amazing. After Phantom we attempted to get Strawberries and Cream. But my favorite place wasnt open so we just went to this random in Covent Garden. Too bad they gave us AMERICANIZED Strawberries and Cream. Um whatever! The strawberries were amazing though and then I saw the most amazing make up store ever called B Never too busy to be Beautiful. I so have to go back there. They have jeweled make up brushes! Could life get any better? I submit that it could not! When I got home I ended up having a sleepover with the girls... we were supposed to watch FRIENDS but ended up all falling asleep mid conversation in the classroom. Haha. Good times.

Abbey Road










Borourgh Market





Tower Bridge


Phantom


B Never Too Busy to Be Beautiful

Thursday, August 09, 2007

How do people survive without cell phones???

So the original plan was to meet Mom and Dad at the Mary Poppins box office at 11:00am. However, Ash and I got the tickets at 10:30 so we decided to email dad that we would meet them at their hotel at 11:30. Ash and I headed to the changing of the guard (could there BE any more people there???), and then to Sloan square (where I thought their hotel was). After searching through the square I remembered that their hotel was BY sloan square but the tube stop was actually Knightsbridge. So we get back on the tube and go to the Sheraton Tower in Knighstbridge. Too bad that wasn't their hotel. Back on the internet (5 pounds for 30 min---eww). We find out its the Belgrave hotel. So back on the streets looking for this hotel. This time I have my determined, frustrated walk... which is superfast. Poor ash could hardly keep up! We circle Belgrave square twice (which is NOT small) and ask at least 10 people where it is (half of them have no idea). Until I finally ask a police officer and he laughs and pionts us in the right direction. It still took us 2 more attempts after that to find it (honestly why are hotels hidden amongst the Embassies, anyway?) So we walk in, so excited to finally be there when the conceriege tells us "Oh are you Kiley and Ashley? Go to Mary Poppins Box office" NOOOO! I scream. So back to the streets, to the tube, to Mary Poppins box office where we find mom and dad. thank goodness. After that we grabbed Pasties and then headed to the British Museum. Then to Harrods where we saw the best Christmas display ever (did I mention its only 137 days until Christmas??) Then we past all the BEAUTIFUL cars (honeslty, this is more ridiculous than Beverly Hills, 5 Phantoms in 5 minutes? Could my life GET any better??) We grabbed dinner at Harrods and went back to the hotel. Then off to the play. Mary Poppins was AMAZING and our seats could not have been better (4th row center!). We all loved the show and had a great night. OH and on the way to the tube we saw the most fantastic looking Transvestite singing Kareoke ... I had to look twice to make sure it wasnt a real girl ... trust me it wasn't. haha. We went back to the center and heard all about how amazing Phantom was from the girls so we decided to get Phantom tickets for the next night. I love living in London! Shows every night!

Changing of the Guard...






I LOVE CHRISTMAS!




My Walk by all the pretty cars...











Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Wednesday. Last day of freaking class.

Thank goodness! No more class!! Oh wait, we have finals Monday. Hmm. yeah. Anyway, after class the girls decided we wanted cookies from Harrods so we headed over there and got dessert. We shopped around a bit (Anna and I showed them where our favorites were...) Then Anna Kim and I headed to Regents Park. Oh Man. This is my favorite park in London. It is so serene and beautiful. Its big, but still smaller than Hyde Park or St. James and is so much more intimate. There is a beautiful lake (well its beautiful as long as the pot smell isn't there haha), and then the rose and tropical gardens are amazing. We kept looking at flowers and saying "what is that?!" It was so beautiful. We also saw the largest bees ever!! We would get close to examine a flower and there would be bees humming everywhere and then I would look at the flower and the biggest bee ever would be pollinating! It was incredible, but of course I got freaked out and stayed away!! We took lots of pictures though ... I will probably take some of these and enlarge them for my room this fall. But until then, I will post them for all to enjoy.
After Regents we met up with Lexy, Patrice and James and headed to the Thames to the London Eye. We got there at 8:30, right before it was closing so we our group on the eye was small and the sun was setting. It was so beautiful. It was also cool to see the whole city and point out certain places, like our house, and places we have been to. I was also excited because its the biggest Ferris Wheel in the world!! I love ferris wheels! After the eye we watched Big Ben light up, and then walked around the city enjoying one another's company. It was such a mellow fun night. We totally started missing London already though...




















Tuesday, August 07, 2007

BRIGHTON= BEACH ... I THINK NOT!
So we keep hearing that the beach in England is Brighton. Thats where everyone goes for Holiday. So when we found out we had an excursion to go to Brighton we looked up pictures to see what it looked like. We were horrified. This could not be a beach-- the sand granules in the picture are so large you can see them in low resolution! We were in trouble. Anna and I tried to get out of it, but our professors made us go.
I even tried to sleep in, but Lexi woke me up. Thanks Lex. On our way to Brighton we stop off where the Battle of Hastings was. I wasn't too familiar with this battle, but apparently it was a key battle of the Normans conquest over England. The coolest part of it was when William the Conqueror stabbed the Saxon king Harold in the eye with an arrow. There is a huge plaque where this supposedly took place, so naturally we re-enacted the scene ... yes we are dorks, but i would rather look at it as making the most out of a situation.
So on to Brighton. We went to George IV elaborate Beach house ... it was pretty gauty but totally beautiful. After that we headed to the beach. Just to see what it looked like. OMG. I couldn't believe the SIZE of the "sand". Its honestly not even close to sand. It is ROCKS. Larger than pebbles. Literally ROCKS. (see pictures below). We laugh as we saunter onto the "beach" and take a few seats looking out into the ocean. We relaxed there for a while and then headed back into town to check out the shops. Thankfully the shopping was great and we thoroughly enjoyed ourselves there.
Brighton Smighten. Not too impressed.





Monday, August 06, 2007

Monday ... MY DAY.
After classes on Monday Anna and I had a failed attempt to go check out a new market, so we headed toward Harrods. We got a little turned around on the tube so we ended up walking in a round about way--- but we loved it! We walked through these local neighborhoods and found the COOLEST shops and omg the most beautiful wedding cakes at these Pasterie Stores! We had to stop at each one on the street and distract the workers so we could take pictures. We resisted from buying out half the store and just stuck to window shopping but we will be heading back soon enough to get our share of delights! We also couldn't help but look at tea cup sets at every store after we went through this awesome Tea Shop...
Finally we get to Harrods and go straight to the Food court. We took our salads outside Door 11 and ate our lunch quickly before going to explore Harrods. We pretty much covered the entire store; which is amazing. I think my favorite parts of the store are the Luxury Room (with all the designer bags....), The Christmas Store ( I love Christmas!) and the baby section...with Chloe, Burburry, and Dior Baby Clothes! Out of control but oh so cute!!
After Harrods we headed home, grabbed a blanket, a picnic dinner and headed to Regents Park to get grass seats for the Open Air Theater. Unfortunately we got there late and couldn't get tickets, but it worked out because we laid out our blanket and had our picnic next to the theater, with the music in the background. Regents Park is beautiful and I loved the scenery as well as the company. Our picnic was fabulous and Anna pulled a "kiley" and made me put the blanket out after she forgot to take a picture during our meal.
It was such a relaxing and "regular" day for me. I wish I could stay longer in London to partake of more days like this.

Sunday, August 05, 2007

Back from Paris life goes back to "normal" in London for just 10 more days. I attend church, and then head to Westminster to attend Evensong. I was supposed to meet Mom and Dad there at 3:00PM. Although this was the plan, i knew it would not be the case. Hoping they were just running late, I begin to worry how we will get in contact with each other if something were wrong. However, as soon as I walk out of Westminster, they were there at the gate! Its amazing how 1 or 2 people can make a place feel like home. Ashley met us a few minutes later, and then we proceed to show them London.
Its not very exciting to show jet lagged people a city. Instead of "ooing" and "ahhing" over every cool thing they just nodded and kept walking. I have to admit I was a little disapointed by this. We took them by Downing street (where the Prime Minster lives), up to Trafalgar Square (The National Gallery), up to Covent Garden and then to Leisters Square. We covered a lot of ground. We also ate at Wagamama's, which was highly encouraged by a family friend back home. We loved it!! After dinner we headed back to Kensington and got mom and dad ready to leave for Ireland. It was so good to see them and I can't wait for them to get back from Cork withi some energy so they can fall in love with London like I have!

Saturday, August 04, 2007

I love Paris in the Springtime...
I hate to admit it, but I just dont have time to really blog about Paris so I'll just let the pictures do the talking. I had a fabulous 3 days in this city, although I was more of a tourist than anything else, which really doesn't let you fall in love with a city. Fab art and Fab food though. I can't wait to go back and discover more!






































Saying goodbye to Paris with Phantom of the Opera on my shuffle as we pull out of the train station.